Yaknadwodhen is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, loving frog.

Yaknadwodhen created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaknadwodhen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yaknadwodhen, he will turn you into a rock.

Yaknadwodhen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yaknadwodhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Yaknadwodhen loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Never wear magenta stockings.