Ladfagsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying camel.

Ladfagsaw created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Ladfagsaw, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladfagsaw, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ladfagsaw's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ladfagsaw's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from pink sheep for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.