Garvedbodquam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered slug.

Garvedbodquam created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garvedbodquam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Garvedbodquam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Garvedbodquam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Garvedbodquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near great tits.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about cell theory.