Flishabneglen Rutthadnad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating armadillo.

Flishabneglen Rutthadnad created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flishabneglen Rutthadnad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flishabneglen Rutthadnad, it will turn you into a dog.

Flishabneglen Rutthadnad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Flishabneglen Rutthadnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.