Dinzangab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic toad.

Dinzangab created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Dinzangab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dinzangab, he will send you a sign.

Dinzangab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dinzangab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Run away from fawn goats, for they are unholy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.