Xendapbigkar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omnipotent mouse.

Xendapbigkar created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xendapbigkar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xendapbigkar, he will be mildly annoyed.

Xendapbigkar's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Xendapbigkar's Holy Commandments

1. Xendapbigkar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.