Ruttwiptad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful newt.

Ruttwiptad created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttwiptad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ruttwiptad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ruttwiptad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ruttwiptad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ruttwiptad loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near mice while wearing gray shirts and balancing three gold spheres on your hands.

5. Never mention grasshopers.