Himvedkab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak hamster.

Himvedkab created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himvedkab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Himvedkab, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Himvedkab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Himvedkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if six seals approach from the west.