Tenfeddag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, uncaring centipede.

Tenfeddag created tapeworms three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenfeddag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tenfeddag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tenfeddag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Tenfeddag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must love Tenfeddag.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed strawberries to birds while wearing white dresses.