Dottentim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous ferret.

Dottentim created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dottentim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dottentim, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dottentim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dottentim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Dottentim must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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