Zedbosstar is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humorless swan.

Zedbosstar created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbosstar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zedbosstar, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zedbosstar's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zedbosstar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zedbosstar.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Zedbosstar loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Worship no other gods but Zedbosstar.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.