Lakdutlat is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, flying
finch.
Lakdutlat created viruses two years ago.
If you believe in
Lakdutlat, she will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Lakdutlat, she will boil you in a big pot.
Lakdutlat's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Lakdutlat's Holy Commandments1. Never chant in the presence of tortoises.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
4. Retreat if four badgers approach from the south.
5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.