Signuthonrigdimbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, generous salamander.

Signuthonrigdimbad created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Signuthonrigdimbad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Signuthonrigdimbad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Signuthonrigdimbad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Signuthonrigdimbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed bananas to sheep while wearing pink stockings.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. You must love Signuthonrigdimbad.