Yarlyimhomflow is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, slow dingo.

Yarlyimhomflow created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlyimhomflow, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarlyimhomflow, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yarlyimhomflow's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Yarlyimhomflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to monkeys while wearing magenta kilts.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about dwarf planets.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.