Tongarmap is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful
raven.
Tongarmap created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tongarmap, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tongarmap, it will ignore you.
Tongarmap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Tongarmap's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.
3. Never laugh in holy places.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tongarmap.
5. Never talk about bacteria.