Flantiflan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring naga.

Flantiflan created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Flantiflan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flantiflan, it will think nothing of it.

Flantiflan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flantiflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near turtles while wearing orange kilts.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never hop near ants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look in ponds.