Rullfotwig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous walrus.

Rullfotwig created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfotwig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullfotwig, she will send minions to preach to you.

Rullfotwig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rullfotwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to mites while wearing cyan corsets.

5. Never eat beans.