Dodpopflag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, blissful unicorn.

Dodpopflag created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodpopflag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dodpopflag, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dodpopflag's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dodpopflag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue birds for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.