Vonksablip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous crow.

Vonksablip created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonksablip, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonksablip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Vonksablip's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vonksablip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms fawn.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Vonksablip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always help sick seals.