Bitsakbit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying grasshopper.

Bitsakbit created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bitsakbit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bitsakbit, she will destroy your home planet.

Bitsakbit's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bitsakbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck yellow.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
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