Honpakrow Besttifvid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent fox.

Honpakrow Besttifvid created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Honpakrow Besttifvid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Honpakrow Besttifvid, he will think nothing of it.

Honpakrow Besttifvid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Honpakrow Besttifvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Honpakrow Besttifvid's name in vain.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Honpakrow Besttifvid on top of important buildings.

3. Honpakrow Besttifvid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.