Raknullvab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish walrus.

Raknullvab created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Raknullvab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Raknullvab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Raknullvab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Raknullvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to mice while wearing mauve stockings.

2. Never sit near rats.

3. Raknullvab loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about dark matter.