Maprullbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage fly.

Maprullbad created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maprullbad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Maprullbad, it will make you grow a tail.

Maprullbad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Maprullbad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never feed rice to frogs while wearing blue dresses.

5. Never hop in the presence of shrews.