Faddobcet is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, happy dolphin.

Faddobcet created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faddobcet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Faddobcet, it will have a low opinion of you.

Faddobcet's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Faddobcet's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven snails approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never mention tapirs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from pink frogs for they are unholy.