Pogdabcib is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered
finch.
Pogdabcib created Asia five million years ago.
If you believe in
Pogdabcib, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Pogdabcib, he will laugh at you.
Pogdabcib's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Pogdabcib's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Never think about stars.
3. Never feed lots of garlic to squirrels while wearing fawn tights.
4. Do not take Pogdabcib's name in vain.
5. Do not cook food in pots.