Pogdabcib is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered finch.

Pogdabcib created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Pogdabcib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pogdabcib, he will laugh at you.

Pogdabcib's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Pogdabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never feed lots of garlic to squirrels while wearing fawn tights.

4. Do not take Pogdabcib's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.