Quilldimtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless toad.

Quilldimtarp created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quilldimtarp, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quilldimtarp, he will laugh at you.

Quilldimtarp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Quilldimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not take Quilldimtarp's name in vain.

3. Never wear violet corsets.

4. Never feed lentils to sharks while wearing rings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.