Tadhotcep is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, almighty wyvern.

Tadhotcep created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tadhotcep, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tadhotcep, he will turn you into a frog.

Tadhotcep's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tadhotcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.