Tundanren is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise warg.

Tundanren created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tundanren, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tundanren, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tundanren's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tundanren's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Tundanren on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tundanren must be the most important thing in your life.