Xennutnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil naga.

Xennutnad created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xennutnad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xennutnad, it will boil you in a big pot.

Xennutnad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Xennutnad's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away if five geese approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Xennutnad nine times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill frogs.