Garlansug Konveenpid Dadmumnill is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, amazing grasshopper.

Garlansug Konveenpid Dadmumnill created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Garlansug Konveenpid Dadmumnill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Garlansug Konveenpid Dadmumnill, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Garlansug Konveenpid Dadmumnill's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Garlansug Konveenpid Dadmumnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat spinach.
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