Wotkophin Abvonkomin Carsabwit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing goose.

Wotkophin Abvonkomin Carsabwit created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotkophin Abvonkomin Carsabwit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wotkophin Abvonkomin Carsabwit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wotkophin Abvonkomin Carsabwit's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Wotkophin Abvonkomin Carsabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wotkophin Abvonkomin Carsabwit.

2. Wotkophin Abvonkomin Carsabwit loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Retreat if eight whales approach from the west.