Teenfabdoss Sugdussuggovrenleggovgof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm goblin.

Teenfabdoss Sugdussuggovrenleggovgof created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Teenfabdoss Sugdussuggovrenleggovgof, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Teenfabdoss Sugdussuggovrenleggovgof, he will be very unhappy.

Teenfabdoss Sugdussuggovrenleggovgof's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Teenfabdoss Sugdussuggovrenleggovgof's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Hide if eight mites approach from the north.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.