Quambetpop Tomgumdab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered jackal.

Quambetpop Tomgumdab created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quambetpop Tomgumdab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quambetpop Tomgumdab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quambetpop Tomgumdab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Quambetpop Tomgumdab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quambetpop Tomgumdab.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Worship no other gods but Quambetpop Tomgumdab.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not covet oxen.