Gigarnbot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unthinking cat.

Gigarnbot created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigarnbot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gigarnbot, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gigarnbot's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gigarnbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look in ponds.