Milgupflap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind dog.

Milgupflap created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milgupflap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Milgupflap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Milgupflap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Milgupflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Worship no other gods but Milgupflap.

5. Retreat if eight ants approach from the north.