Weehamgan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, prudent faun.

Weehamgan created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weehamgan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weehamgan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Weehamgan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Weehamgan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never paint your hands pink.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.