Vedminpin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable weasel.

Vedminpin created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Vedminpin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vedminpin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Vedminpin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vedminpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vedminpin.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect eight lead sculptures of Vedminpin on top of important buildings.