Bestzenflag Bellnurtdod is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic ferret.

Bestzenflag Bellnurtdod created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bestzenflag Bellnurtdod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestzenflag Bellnurtdod, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bestzenflag Bellnurtdod's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bestzenflag Bellnurtdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing orange kilts and balancing five zinc spheres on your feet.