Rullarggub is a god.

She takes the form of a small, deceitful squid.

Rullarggub created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rullarggub, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rullarggub, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rullarggub's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rullarggub's Holy Commandments

1. Rullarggub loves swans, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never hop in the presence of gulls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.