Fotweehub is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome yak.

Fotweehub created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fotweehub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fotweehub, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fotweehub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fotweehub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Worship no other gods but Fotweehub.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never sing in the presence of manatees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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