Dumbudwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, confident pig.

Dumbudwod created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumbudwod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumbudwod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dumbudwod's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Dumbudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near dolphins while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing nine lead spheres on your chest.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink alcohol.