Vigspagbag is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating
finch.
Vigspagbag created energy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vigspagbag, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Vigspagbag, it will turn you into a sheep.
Vigspagbag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Vigspagbag's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Run away from cyan frogs, for they are unholy.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Never talk about swans.
5. Always help sick seals.