Vigspagbag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating finch.

Vigspagbag created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigspagbag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vigspagbag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Vigspagbag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vigspagbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away from cyan frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Always help sick seals.