Bothomtit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, boastful frog.

Bothomtit created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bothomtit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bothomtit, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bothomtit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bothomtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Put Bothomtit first in all things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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