Saknutciss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced capybara.

Saknutciss created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saknutciss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Saknutciss, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Saknutciss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Saknutciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured dogs.

2. Never write about comets.

3. You must love Saknutciss.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never wear pink shoes.