Loopbudceb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous dragonfly.

Loopbudceb created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Loopbudceb, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Loopbudceb, he will turn you into a goat.

Loopbudceb's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Loopbudceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near turtles while wearing brown coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your neck.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Loopbudceb on top of all buildings.

4. Erect four carbon sculptures of Loopbudceb on top of important buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.