Gomwadcim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest goblin.

Gomwadcim created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomwadcim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gomwadcim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gomwadcim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gomwadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat bark.