Batingsog Rawdaglan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish dragon.

Batingsog Rawdaglan created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Batingsog Rawdaglan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Batingsog Rawdaglan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Batingsog Rawdaglan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Batingsog Rawdaglan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never paint your legs purple.

5. Do not hurt frogs.