Gaddussven is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless tortoise.

Gaddussven created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddussven, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gaddussven, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gaddussven's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gaddussven's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about cell theory.