Fasgetstigbagjapmotlad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic hummingbird.

Fasgetstigbagjapmotlad created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasgetstigbagjapmotlad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fasgetstigbagjapmotlad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fasgetstigbagjapmotlad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fasgetstigbagjapmotlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fasgetstigbagjapmotlad must be the most important thing in your life.