Gedsinnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless newt.

Gedsinnarl created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedsinnarl, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedsinnarl, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Gedsinnarl's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gedsinnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.